When you come to a fork in the road, take it....

Well kids, hold onto the milk carton, your friend has entered the world of blogging. On the front end I'll admit that I've never been one to short change an email. Some of you have undoubtedly read encyclopedias shorter than some of my past offerings (encounters on the El come to mind). Hopefully my long-winded entries are part of the fun. If not, turn back now, because the Fire Swamp nears, and there may be long-winded battles with R.O.U.S.'s (Rodents of Unusual Size).

The intent here is to give you access to people, places, and randomness that I encounter, which we would not otherwise be able to share together. Some of the aforementioned may even been real. Please consider who you share these entries with. I intend to offer up a full assortment of happenings and thoughts. By all means, pass along to others if you think they would appreciate the discourse, but I expect you to preface all referrals with mention of my days as a national honor society choir boy -- especially if there's incriminating information being shared.

And with that, we've begun.